“We called it… the traveler. And its arrival changed us forever. Great cities were built on Mars and Venus. Mercury became a garden world. Human life span tripled. It was a time of miracles. We stared out at the galaxy and knew that it was our destiny to walk in the light of other stars. But the traveler had an enemy. A darkness which had hunted it for eons through the dark tracts of space… this darkness found us and that was the end of everything.”

(Source: plasmarifles, via felitomkinson)

causeallidoisdance:

risemboolrangersofficial:

h3yt3r3z1:

Vic Mignogna signed my Death Note three years ago. I think it’s defective…

Defective? Don’t forget that writing a name in the death note WITHOUT a description of death will result in a heart attack. Writing it WITH a description of death will make it follow those guidelines.

By writing ‘Don’t Kill Me!’ in your Deathnote, Vic has essentially made himself immortal. Congratulations! ;)

There is a God and it is Vic

(via corporalbutts)

CAN’T STOP ‘TIL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS MY NAME

(via elisedeleserre)

Ladies of Destiny

(Source: gameage, via gordonfreemann)

adamn-it-jensen:

Saw that gif of a guy highfiving the traffic sign and thought it was a Delsin thing to do

(via biosshock)

samandriel:

Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”

(Source: thorsodinson, via frank-a-lank)

durbikins:

pixdi:

image

explain yourself nintendo

Arthritis

(via glamouredaswhite)

gentlyusedleaf:

chewycrossing:

I… I don’t think that’s how it works, Fang… 

wow what a jerk 

(via waylondarling)

knightofbunnies:

Throw them in the water; they won’t die, my brain kept telling me. My brother won’t let me live it down.

(via gordonfreemann)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via homedepotp)

Lower Hengsha

(Source: alphagravy, via gordonfreemann)

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

(via creepsmcpasta)

A man’s skill is defined by his actions, not the markings on his robes.

(Source: daaud, via elisedeleserre)